Im a local fucking New Yorker. And when I say local, I mean LOCAL as in my ass was born a few blocks from where I live now and haven’t strayed much further since.
REAL NYC TOUR from a the perspective of a
REAL NYC BITCH . . . .
and no Statue of Liberty either,
that’s for fucking tourists.
Picture book style, cause that’s all I’ve been reading these past 7 years…
Well, I hope you enjoyed your tour so far.
As soon as I start drinking again, I’ll get going on the next installment.