Im a local fucking New Yorker. And when I say local, I mean LOCAL as in my ass was born a few blocks from where I live now and haven’t strayed much further since.
So, in honor of this wonderful, irreplaceable, and undeniably unique shit hole of a City that I LOVE, I have compiled a
REAL NYC TOUR from a the perspective of a
REAL NYC BITCH . . . .
ABC style.
REAL NYC TOUR from a the perspective of a
REAL NYC BITCH . . . .
ABC style.
No Empire State Building in this shit,
and no Statue of Liberty either,
that’s for fucking tourists.
and no Statue of Liberty either,
that’s for fucking tourists.
So join me as I guide you through MY streets of NYC.
Picture book style, cause that’s all I’ve been reading these past 7 years…
Picture book style, cause that’s all I’ve been reading these past 7 years…
Introducing the first installment: A-L
Well, I hope you enjoyed your tour so far.
As soon as I start drinking again, I’ll get going on the next installment.
PaRANThood 
Oh I love this and can relate to all the above but I don’t know too many tourists who would sign up for your tour of NYC. LOL
Love it!